Rachel Crush: 7/31

LOOK AT THE LEGS ON THAT ONE! A blazer is always the right choice (at the moment) to add over your flirty summer florals. And regarding the look below, I'm not sure if anyone beside "The Bils" has the ability to make mom khakis look so good. So, okay, this outfit may remind me of the upcoming Friends and Family weekend at The Gap, but I am ruling toward the favorability of that reminder. Anyway, thanks Rachey, my heart, my girlfriend, for your continued efforts to remain on THE HOT T'MOLLY TRAAAAAAINNNN!!!!! I'm going to have to start charging Mary Murphy of "So You Think You Can Dance" fame for the wreckless use of my trademark title.

My Date with Bob

Does this qualify as a bob? Whatev...just trying to keep it as fierce as possible(AFAP) for the people of the world.

The Maury Show Better Watch It's Back

Wife Swap brings me endless hours of joy. The Lifetime Network must thrive off the ratings of these reruns. Lifetime is a "smart little girl" for keeping this show alive.

Post-Its are MAD Trendy

...And yet, you have to be down with this video. It simply warms the heart.

Luh Me Some Uh Dat UFFIE

I like to feel good, therefore I like to listen to Uffie. I like to listen to Uffie, therefore I like to feel good. Talk about true interchangeability.

Sexual Harris-ment

So, I guess if I see sexual harassment occurring in the work place, but the person who is being harassed doesn't say anything, that means I can't complain? Is that right? Well, if the lady wants it, then I suppose my protestation holds no weight. Acts of slappin' butt? COMMENCE!

I H8 Marriage Bot

The new application which predicts the top 5 people you're most likely to marry on Facebook sucks. I thought it would be terribly accurate! I put a lot of faith into random selection. However, all of my predicted matches were gay. I've gotta get out more. I don't know though. My gayful life has been a happy one. Cheers homos!

Imogen Heap 4Evz

I'm aware that I posted this video on the Fbook a couple weeks ago, but listen...I have to make sure that everyone gets a listen. It's a gift to you, free of purchase fees on my end, and you're welcome. Also, the second video is the second song to be released from the new album, Ellipse. You'll be sure to find me wearing my large SONY headphones, sitting with a rich bottle of chablis upon the strike of midnight, August 25th.

To Those Wondering About My Workout Routine

Today, I will be snorting approximately one serving of 5 Hour Energy followed by a hearty helping of a baker's dozen amount of eggs (shell-on)...then I'm going to walk the dog.

I Just Have These Ideas

THAT'S IT...my new room in the apartment will absolutely have a fort like sculpture overhead. It has to happen at least one night. Maybe, when I know a man's comin' over I will bust out the the love fort. Don't let this post confuse you, though. I'm still apartmentless at the moment. Shout out to doing everything last minute! HEY!

Harry Potter's Biggest JapanFan

Muahahaha...God, I really don't even know what's happening here, but it's hilarious whatever it is. When she does the whole "Hook"-esque touching Radcliffe's face thing around 2:50, I die. And I'm pretty sure he mutually busts a portion of lung from laughing so hard. His departure from the situation is also quite winning. Does this girl really live in real life? Her parents, in the top left-hand corner, absolutely love the antics of their fanatic child.

Sweet Caroline (that was too easy)

Meet my bff Caroline Blomst. She is the fashion editor of the Swedish blog network Feber.se. Along with her own blog, Caroline's Mode, she also runs Stockholm Streetstyle. Both are worthy of deep exploration. Not only does Blomst have the looks of a perfect little cherub, but she has an impeccable style, vamping up simple cuts and a basic color palette with a slight bohemian rock edge. More than like.

Alice Shrunk in Wonderland?

Official teaser trailer for Tim Burton's 2010 Alice In Wonderland. I was never a huge fan of the story growing up, as manholes presented frightening to me at such a young age. And I'm really not a fan of Tim Burton's style, but he's seemed to find his match with this story. The shivers arose while watching, and I think this film has the power to give me more nightmares than any generic horror film would. Johnny Depp is straight up scary...trust, it's all magical...but somehow offputting all in one, but then again, I suppose that's just Burton back to playing his old tricks.

HOTEL, MOTEL, HOLIDAY EEEEEN

Tonight, I'm releasing the club beast and heading to a suite at the Luxor, courtesy of Gibran. And from experience, the moment the silly juice smacks the lips, clubs look amazingly appealing. Please enjoy (that word remains questionable) with me the song that is on repeat in my head:

Rachel Crush: 7/21

I'm just going to date all the posts that are about Rachel Bilson...because there will be a lot...because, as you know, from my previous blog, I'm lesbian for her. I'm also a sucker for the perfect balance between feminine pieces mixed with tougher accessories, and girl is WORKING the look.

Happy Feet: Opening Ceremony

The first picture displays the end-all, be-all Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony Multi Buckle Wedge Booties (totes a mouthful). Following those would be the almost equally stunning Jeffrey Campbell Potion Ankle Boot knock-offs (maybe I'll go for it when they're not sold out EVERYWHERE...maybe). However, currently both are too rich for my blood considering the extreme amount of trend appeal they're reaking of. And so lastly, we have the $20 DSW wedges that I purchased just yesterday. They're black, stacked, and have buckles. I'm very okay with this.

Creep Photos Inc.

Some oldie saw us three taking pictures of ourselves outside of U-Swirl last night. He volunteered to take a picture of all of us, and as he was handing me back the camera he said something along the lines of, "[I placed the pole perfectly]." After we all had a hearty group laugh, silent reflection set in. As the awkward moment of too much silence was upon us I calmly stated, "Well, that was creepy."

Ricky and Molly's Fun NYC Referencing Chat

"You can see my Meat Packing District."- Ricky

Rebuttal?

"I'll let you park in my Chelsea Pier."- Molly

Halt 'n Belt

Very few divas have the belting power to shock us with this manuever, but allow me to inroduce you to the talented queen of all "halt 'n belt", Jojo. The "halt 'n belt" occurs post bridge of a song, when the track becomes completely/nearly inaudible, and said belting diva wails on a high note, signifying the continuance of the song.

Example 1 (fwd to 2:58):


Example 2 (fwd to 2:36):


Example 3 (fwd to 3:21):

Molly+Drake=Forever

It's Sexual Chocolate Sunday everyone! A true rap artist through and through. From his days rhymin' from his wheelchair on "Degrassi" to collaborating with Kanye, his game has never stammered. Check out my baby, Drake, on the Youtube!

Too Soon

I just saw Billy Mays on a Big City Slider Station infomercial. Is that even allowed? Sweet Lord, he's on the website too.

Wearable Ski Goggles

I want dees ones.

I Facebook for the Amusement of Others

Gregory Thomas Uliasz will miss having a whole theatre to play in at night when he gets bored... thats one of the few perks!
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Molly Rosenberger oh no worries...you can come play in my
black box anytime.

HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
4 hours ago

Claire McClanahan Molly I don't know u but that made me laugh
out loud. And as for u mister...heading back home to NYC??
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TUT Note From the Universe: Edition 1

"It's always better to give too much, pay too much, and love too much, than not enough.

But then, since everything comes back to you anyway, can there ever be too much?"

Source: TUT Notes from the Universe

The Truth About Hipsters

God, this is so true. Do I feel ashamed that I like them exactly the way they are? Or am I completely content with my decision to indulge in the musical vocabulary of indie films? Eh, a dash of both.

My Mother's Red Hat w/Alicia Silverstone & Alanis Morissette from Alicia Silverstone

Prop Annoying: Bikes

Okay, you just can't ride your bike(cycle) in the middle of a busy street during rush hour. Furthermore, you cannot ride in front of or beside my car especially if you have a 7-11 bag dangling from your handle bars. You're not even legit.

Parents Just Don't Understand

I'd like to dedicate this song to my mother who, as I was belting face in my house today, walked in from running errands and asked if someone was "being raped". Nice one.

West Coast WIFI

I set out this morning to find free wifi in the valley. Who knew it was as easy as 1-2-3 at the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf down the street? You see, it's a habit of mine to easily put aside tasks I feel are impossible to complete, even with something like free internet. Mama needs to hop aboard the productive train because it left the station eons ago. Also, just an update, Riley did not have lean ham for breakfast but he did eat have his yellow or orange fruit in the form of a nectarine.

Accelerated Painting by Numbers

I WANT! I WANT! I WANT! Danny Roberts is a magical artist...I'd even go so far as to say whimsical. Hopefully, I'll be able to scrounge up some money dancing on the bar that I will soon be hired at (fingerz crossiedz) in order to buy a couple prints. I can't get enough of it, just like the white bean hummus from Trader Joes.

Blog here
Store here

SYTYCD: Best Dance 7/15

This week on SYTYCD, Travis Wall (season 2 runner up) choreographed his first piece for the show, and it won't be his last. There were props, ripped clothing, AND making out. I'm a fan.

Skinny is Inny

Riley bought a really sweet nutrition/workout plan book at the store today. Just as I was leaving his house tonight, he relayed to me that he was going to

"wake up early and have some oatmeal with raisins or a piece of toast with lean ham",

but he wasn't quite sure. Then we shared a good laugh, he slapped me straight on the bum, and I went on my merry way.

In a Relationship

I just cheated on my boyfriend, Jesse McCartney, with this babyboi.

Maps, yeah

A new post from Desire To Inspire showing different ways to decorate your space with maps. I did the map above the bed in my dorm this year, so I'd appreciate it if everyone would like stop copying me. Nah, just joshin' ya! You gotta map? I wanna be your friend.

Proud to be a Las Vegan

Channel 13 News...IN YO' FACE!

Coyote Pretty

I didn't just graduate from the ABC Bartending school in fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada. I schooled the final exam! Riley and I received the highest scores of 100% on both the written and drinks portion of the test. Now all that's left to do is attend 1 (or 2 or 12) happy hours and wander aimlessly downtown at FIRST FRIDAY!!! Will we go to Flagstaff tomorrow for the holiday? Stay tuned for the answer (that I don't have as of yet, either).

Kevin Jonas Engaged to a Haylie Duff Look-alike

I hope the suicide rate amongst preteen princesses doesn't skyrocket just before Independence Day weekend.

It was the best of times

It was time to change the blog website. I was tired-o'-tumblr...spread it like wildfire.