This is real life. YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS. It's Chris Klein's audition for the movie version of Mamma Mia. But like, at least he's better than Pierce Brosnan. That, and his hair, are the only things that can save him in this moment:
CLICK HERE. DON'T MISS THE MESS.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Drugz R Fun
I found this string of posts from Christin Chenoweth's twitter on PerezHilton. She must have had a codine IV. Be amused:
-So frustrated. No voice. Throat infection I think and terrible acid reflux.
-If anyone of you pray, can you pray for a speedy recovery? Still sick. Xxoo
-Trachea infectiopn. Ugh
-Couh medicene iS the ebst. I feel preetety sick
-I loev Glee so mkuch
-Dontr go on cruises. Thinhs happen weird
-So frustrated. No voice. Throat infection I think and terrible acid reflux.
-If anyone of you pray, can you pray for a speedy recovery? Still sick. Xxoo
-Trachea infectiopn. Ugh
-Couh medicene iS the ebst. I feel preetety sick
-I loev Glee so mkuch
-Dontr go on cruises. Thinhs happen weird
I'm REBA!
Reba is so effing down with it. I mean, it's not just this cover of Beyonce's "If I Were a Boy"...check out that smokey eye! And, I'm not hiding the fact that I still watch "Reba" re-runs on Lifetime. SURE I DO. I can't quit her. She's such a "cool mom".
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Life Lessons from a Jeweler
So, today I went down to Tiffany and Co. to return a key shaped necklace my parents purchased for me as a graduation gift. Now, I appreciated it, really, but I didn't want something I would just stare at in rememberance...I wanted something I would actually wear. Upon entering the store I was met by a security guard who looked over the gift I wished to exchange. He had this to say:
"It's been given in the right sentiment. You've been given the right stage for your key. Now, it's just the way you turn it. A love interest can only catapult you so far...then it's what you do after that."
WHAT?! Don't even ask me where that last part sprang up from. Then, I had a nice conversation with the actual salesman who returned the necklace. It went like this:
MAN: Why do you want to return it so soon? I'm sure the person who got it for you wants you to have it.
ME: It's my dad.
MAN: Your dad? Even WORSE!
ME: Nah, he gets it. It's too big and too shiny.
MAN: Too big and too shiny? Well, I've never heard that before...especially too big (surprisingly, not that awkward).
ME: (silly giggles)
MAN: You're making it very easy for someone out there.
TUG AT MY HEART STRINGS, WHY DON'T YA, TIFFANY AND CO!!!? So, I had a couple of pleasant run-ins in exchange for my necklace. Thanks Mom and Dad.
"It's been given in the right sentiment. You've been given the right stage for your key. Now, it's just the way you turn it. A love interest can only catapult you so far...then it's what you do after that."
WHAT?! Don't even ask me where that last part sprang up from. Then, I had a nice conversation with the actual salesman who returned the necklace. It went like this:
MAN: Why do you want to return it so soon? I'm sure the person who got it for you wants you to have it.
ME: It's my dad.
MAN: Your dad? Even WORSE!
ME: Nah, he gets it. It's too big and too shiny.
MAN: Too big and too shiny? Well, I've never heard that before...especially too big (surprisingly, not that awkward).
ME: (silly giggles)
MAN: You're making it very easy for someone out there.
TUG AT MY HEART STRINGS, WHY DON'T YA, TIFFANY AND CO!!!? So, I had a couple of pleasant run-ins in exchange for my necklace. Thanks Mom and Dad.
Saturday, May 22, 2010
American Idiot
I saw American Idiot at the St. James theatre this week. Despite a pretty poor and lifeless ending, and a wierd scene with some sort of flying sequence, I EFFING LOVED IT. John Gallagher was done an injustice not being nominated for a Tony. Give me a freaking break.
Opening number, "American Idiot":
Studio recording of "21 Guns" (this video had me at hello):
Opening number, "American Idiot":
Studio recording of "21 Guns" (this video had me at hello):
Monday, May 3, 2010
Laura Marling- Cross Your Fingers
Really into Laura Marling right now (thnx to my music match Kiley Reid). Check out the non-acoustic video on youtube...wonderful: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnZt474XBS0
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