N.E.R.D.- Hot-N-Fun

I'm clocking in at work right now. Welcome backs, Mollz.

A League of Their Own

"You have to go where things happen."

prettyyoungthings

Portlandia

Hipster enough for me to watch? Well, yea. But, funny enough? I'll be the judge of that. I was 73% sold with, "We put birds on things!"

So Long, Las Vegas

I had quite the religious experience listening to this song while driving past downtown Las Vegas last night. This moment was brought to me by, Riley Mcilveen. Thanks. And in case anyone was unaware, Brandon Flowers is a native Las Vegan/Hendersonian, and his new album, Flamingo, is based off his various memories of our city. It brings a whole new meaning to my seriously(?) constantly saying, "This song is totally, just like, written about my life."

I Really Don't Know Love At All

Being back home, I had the privilege of revisiting the one love letter I wrote in my life. It ended with, "And you owe me a religion talk! Happy Birthday!" When you're sixteen, you think you know a lot about a lot. In this case, I knew I was in love. This closing statement staggeringly proves otherwise.

kissssing

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Not Seeing Fall Out Boy Live When I Had the Chance

And you think you've got problems. Well,think again.

F.A.G. (appropriate usage)

The holiday marathon of Freaks and Geeks was too good to be true. Two whole days of solidly knowing there would ALWAYS be something to watch on television? Really? Thanks Santee Clause.

Mariah Carey- Oh Santa!

You know what I hope for you this holiday season? I hope you get to dance uncontrollably to the newest of Christmas gem-tunes courtesy of Mariah Carey...in public...at your local bar. I'm not admitting to the fact that I did that and enjoyed it A LOT. I'm just saying, I hope that you might get to partake in such a display of joyous spirit!

(You know what's real cute? Who's Mariah Carey? She looks straight like Mariah Clause in this video...maybe she'll recieve a Christmas miracle of twin deliveries? LEGENDARY.)

Beast Franz 4 Ever

Riley is my beast fran because he gave me a pair of these earrings for Christmas along with the greeting:

"I figured it's always nice to get jewelry from a man."

Sweetest, Muffin.

Billy Joel- Summer Highland Falls

Hands down, my favorite Billy Joel song...and for that matter, one of my top 10 favorite songs period.



They say that these are not the best of times
But they're the only times I've ever known
And I believe there is a time for meditation
In cathedrals of our own

Now, I have seen that sad surrender in my lover's eyes
And I can only stand apart and sympathize
For we are always what our situations hand us
It's either sadness or euphoria

So we'll argue and we'll compromise
And realize that nothing's ever changed
For all our mutual experience,
Our separate conclusions are the same

Now we are forced to recognize our inhumanity
Our reason coexists with our insanity
And though we choose between reality and madness
It's either sadness or euphoria

How thoughtlessly we dissipate our energies
Perhaps we don't fulfill each others fantasies
And as we stand upon the ledges of our lives,
With our respective similarities
It's either sadness or euphoria.

Robyn- Call Your Girlfriend

Today, I play danced without abandon to this song with both of my dogs. Though I was just playing, I'm seriously serious about these lyrics. Here's where I could be shamelessly direct...but that wouldn't be any fun!

I Have No Place or Time

I drove to the California state line today. Home for less than 24 hours, I still had an undying itch to skip town quick. This freedom train was not stoppin for no one, and God, was I listening to terrible radio songs along the way. It was a perfect time.
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I Feel Dat

I just saw a little person flying a remote-control miniature helicopter in the Brookstone store. It was...neat.

Hot T'Molly Hiatus

My computer broke the eff down this past week...I'll be sporadically posting...from the break room at Anthropologie Rockefeller Center. A touch of class for the holiday, I know. See youz guyz on the regular when the dell is all fixed up.

I thought of this! Shoulda Got It Patented.

I'm buying everyone and anyone these hip huggers for Christmas. Also, is that Helen Mirren in the infomercial enjoying a good read while wearing her pajama jeans? BE GRATEFUL FOR YOUR PAJAMA JEANS.

Cool Fort

Down with this get down.

Na nights.

via Wildfox

If You're Alone Tonight Too

HELLO KITTEH

For the Win?

BANDSLAM

VS

COOTERSLAM (demonstration by: Brooke Hogan)

MidnightTalkz Part 2

Riley: "We're gonna do it all when you get home."

Me: "Lolz"

Riley: "Like, when people ask you what you did over break you're gonna say, 'ALL OF IT'."

Okay World, do not let me down.

Baby On Board

Everything smells like baked beans and I want to cry a good portion of the time...I think I'm prego.

MidnightTalkz

"You're a fresh of breath air."- Riley McLovin

"I'm All Jacked Up On Mountain Dew!"

You know what's funny? Generic sayings/quotes that you would yell out to a person that may be doing something characteristically strenuous like, let's say, climbing a mountain. I'll give you an example:

"When the goin' gets tough, the tough gets goin!"

It's extra funny you yell like generic sayings/quotes at a person that may be doing something characteristically non-strenuous like, let's say, putting on a coat. I'll give you an example:

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent!"

I partook in this activity today quite a lot. So to you, browsing your computer, I yell with vigour, "There's no I in Team, but there is in WIN!"

Oopsay-what?!

Broadway World captioned this picture, "Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy attend the opening night of 'West Side Story' at the Pantages Theatre on December 1, 2010 in Hollywood, California."

Too bad this guy's name is Alex Beh, and not Jamie Kennedy. It's also too bad that Alex Beh is her current boyfriend and Jamie Kennedy is her ex. ZOINKS, lazy reporters! THANK GOD, I'm here to clarify.

Love and Other Drugs

Yep, I like this picture. They're not talking.

My Holiday Nightmare

...RIBBED TURTLENECKS. They are just so binding. It's scary. It's like being stuck in an elevator but even more invasive! However, I don't mind this picture of The Situation and Co. But, can't you just see in that little girl's eyes that SHE WANTS OUT!?

Love Actually

"...and my wasted heart will love you..."