It's no surprise that I have a star crush on Zac Efron. Not only is he aesthetically pleasing to behold, but he also has some nice moves, and obviously I'm WAY into the fact that he's riding very closely along the cusp of gay. This month he is being honored as Instyle's Man of Style. Along with some questionable things to say regarding the "prepubescant" mustache he grew to go incognito at this years Coachella music festival, he also had a few enlightening points to make. In terms of his public appearance he comments, "I never like to look sloppy, because as somebody in the public eye, I believe I owe it to fans to be presentable when I go out." Thank God somebody gets it. I cannot handle pictures of celebritites looking close to homeless shelter clientele.
As an actor myself, I can imagine you work hard for all the money you're earning, however if you can't use that money toward buying a hairbrush, I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR YOU. Did Britney Spears' public downward spiral not start with a barefoot trip to a gas station looking like an outpatient from an asylum which holds those who have been lost in the mud pits of Woodstock's past? And your shoddy attempts to come at me with the excuse that you're just a real person is just nonsense because let's face it, you're not.
While I have the privelege of looking like a two dollar hooker whenever I feel like it, you are a staple in the public eye and you can afford the hired help to look fantastic. So, thank you Zac Efron for being, as Leslie Mann points out, "always tan", and lighting up our life with your "really cool pair of Marc Jacobs khaki pants [you] wear everyday because they're so comfortable." Thank you for following your call of duty as a celebrity to always be extremely good looking. THANK YOU.
JustJared
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