Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Emmys 2010: Best Dressed


This look rode the fence when it came to best or worst dressed, but I'm definitely not straddling this fence. The whole look is just wonderful. January is always the coolest. Her name is January. I love the blue. I love the messy hair. I love the cat eyes. She is taking a risk. I don't think her boobs look like "coffee filters", and I don't think her dress is cut like that for the purpose of airing anything out down below, as per opinion of the E! Fashion Police. The E! Fashion Police being Joan "3 sheets to the wind" Rivers, Giuliana "I had an ucky ponytail on the Emmy red carpet" Rancic, Kelly "I'm pretty fashion forward now, but let's not forget the Hot Topic stage I went through at eighteen" Osbourne, and the one token man who nobody is really sure of why he is there or who he actually is, but everyone is sure wishing he were Tom Ford. Anyway, listen to me, Molly "I wore the same red Dickies, Element surf shirt, and fake glasses for a whole week when I was twelve" Rosenberger. And I say, January Jones in Versace for the WIN!

Monday, August 30, 2010

Silly Celebwitty!


Writing captions on silly pics would be a great job...or it would be a great job for the person I want to date. This labeling is particularly LOLgasmic. You know, similarly, I'm also so very fond of the famed LOLcats that I may dress up as one for a popular upcoming October holiday. Well, I've narrowed it down to either an LOLcat or a toddler in a tiara. It's like I don't know what the return policy on flippers is though.

Blameitonthevoices

Friday, August 27, 2010

Alexander Wang Fall 2010


Hands down, Alexander Wang is my favorite streetwear designer. And hands down, Abby Lee Kershaw is my favorite model of the moment. So it's like, this completely works for me. PLUS, that draped/sheer dress? STOP IT, WANG.

Status: In a Fauxlationship


Attention Miley "I make crazy faces" Cyrus! You're not "just being Miley" anymore...YOU'RE JUST BEING RETARDED. Who would let this piece of piece go? AND he has an Austrailian accent? I'm sorry...throw another shrimp on my barby, Liam. I'm hittin' the phonebook up for your digits tomorrow. YOU. IS. MINE.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Alex Prager






Bright and beautiful photos by Alex Prager. Her work is featured in the 2010 New Photography collection at the MOMA. I think I may have to go take a look for myself.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010