Kate Bosworth was wearing white cutoff shorts and an American flag t-shirt, so I bought white cutoff shorts and an American flag t-shirt. I really, truly did.

TheVogueDiaries

Texts from last night between Me and Johnny:

Johnny (1:09 am): I'm in the tweee house lookin at tornadoes on youtube!

Me (1:36 am): Night club!!!!

Me (1:37 am): The tornadoes are crazy but...I have to explain something

Me (1:37 am): The only reason ppl say there are more than usual is bc of technology

Johnny (11:30 am): ? Do explain

...all this means to me is that I for sure must have had more than two vodka sodas last night.

"I will cut your clit off and feed it to your mother."

-Said to my friend by her ex's new girlfriend

The Countess Luann would call this "low class", but I call it "perfect". It's the perfect meeting of slutty girl and completely inappropriate.

Yesterday afternoon I was driving in my car, and I had this emotion come to surface that I couldn't quite put my finger on. Anxiety? Sadness? Happiness? Unease? Then "Passenger Seat" by Death Cab started playing, and I swear I could have cried. I didn't...that would have been crazy, but I could have. Then I thought, did the song allow my unknown emotion to surface, or were the feelings of depression I've already associated with the song (at 16, times was hard) to blame? I'm honestly just trying to get to the bottom of this nameless feeling. I should be an author for young adult selections.

Vintage/Homegirl Robyn.

I'd dance this dance, uh, forever.

I know where I've been...and it was not a cute place.

When you go back "home" it is near impossible not to reminisce about what once was. Terrifying.

Springspiration. Lip color that looks like you just ate a lollipop. Mmmm...hmmmm.

WILDFOX

In the timeless words of John Mayer, Jennifer Hudson's head "is bigger than [her] body gives [her] credit for." Lookin' like Star Jones up in here.

For somebody my age, Boy Meets World is about as nostalgic as you can get. I don't normally condone twitter, but if I'm able to see a conversation between Topanga and Shawn...TWEET ON, BROTHERS!

Shout out to Claire White Beyonce Scholes for stumbling upon this perfectly aligned moment in time.

I kid you not that at least once a week I think to myself, "I wonder what Zach Braff is up to." Well, the verdict is still out on that one, but at least I know what he was doing in '93. That Zach Braff...great head of hair on that one.

I found this at around 4 am yesterday (the time I find all my best material). Contemporary musical theatre boys are SO mesmerizing to me, especially ones that can mix better than I do. Morgan Karr and his little ties, little hats, little scarves, and insane range/riffability are especially worth your youtube time.