Texts from last night between Me and Johnny:

Johnny (1:09 am): I'm in the tweee house lookin at tornadoes on youtube!

Me (1:36 am): Night club!!!!

Me (1:37 am): The tornadoes are crazy but...I have to explain something

Me (1:37 am): The only reason ppl say there are more than usual is bc of technology

Johnny (11:30 am): ? Do explain

...all this means to me is that I for sure must have had more than two vodka sodas last night.