"From now on when life hands me lemons I'm gonna slice 'em up into wedges and throw 'em into vodka tonics which I will then sip in a burlesque nightclub that I co-own with actor Taye Diggs and two of the Pussycat Dolls."

-Tom Haverford



Also, I somehow misstepped and forgot to put this clip up. For that, I am ashamed and deeply sorry. Nobody puts Parks and Rec in the corner. I'm really not hating this whole double episode a week thing...PLUS, the producer's cuts of the shows are on Hulu, so that means an extra ten minutes of the best fun ever EVERY EPISODE! Errbody do the Ron Swanson!