It's All About the Wordplay, Biotch

Riley and I have known each other so long that we are able to comprehend text conversations like this between one another on my way home from work:

M: (referring to Due Date, the upcoming movie starring Robert Downey Jr. and Zach Galifianakis) You're right. It's a dog in a cone (on the poster)...not a baby.

R: I know I'm right!

M: I think I was just thinking that "due date" coincides with "baby"

R: It does.

R (again): It does. Robert Downey Jr. is trying to get to his wife who is having a baby.

M: Katy Perry has a lyric that goes, "You don't have to be a shell."

M (again): Ohhhhhh...that makes sense. Dog and baby.

R: Rihanna has a lyric that says, "I wanna love you like hot pie." I win.

M: You don't win! That's a vote off, for sure. "You don't have to be a shell"?!?!! Why don't I?!

R: Why would I want someone to love me like a hot pie??!!!

M: Because...hot pies are de-effing-licious if that's what you like.

R: Well, you can't be loved like one if you're being a shell.

Aaaaaaand...that's what happens when you know someone all too well. Actually, just before this particular conversation was had, I was listening to a couple of weird guys on the train talk about how their friend "Scott" was being crazy for "insulting ghosts." I guess Riley and I are just as weird as those guys. Well, maybe not, as we chose to say no to purchasing and wearing World of Warcraft tees in public.