Skechers Be Real Sketch

OKAY, Skechers...First, you embarrassed yourself with Shape-Ups for reasons I can't begin to discuss without getting startlingly baffled by the audacity of real humans to actually purchase these things. Now, as if your desperation hadn't hit a peak high with the Shape-Ups, you've taken it upon yourself to introduce the world to BOBS. BOBS are TOMS but called BOBS. What a doozy! Is this even legal? I'm done.