Arthur (1981)

Linda: Have you ever been in love?

Arthur: No. You?

Linda: No, but when I was little I thought the moon followed me.

Arthur: What?

Linda: Well, I would walk, and I thought the moon went any place I did.

Arthur: That's sweet.

Linda: Oh, I know it's silly, but I was only eight years old. I thought it meant that something special was gonna happen to me someday, so I've been waiting.

Michael Jackson- Pretty Young Thing

I'm gonna bet you a lot of things right now. You bet I'm closing at Anthro tonight...You BET this song repeats at least three times on the closing playlist. YOU BET I LOVE IT.

"Suckin' that head" with Paul Dean. What a slut! Love you, girl.

BEST NEW COUPLE ALERT

Etta James- Sunday Kind of Love

I couldn't wait till Sunday to post this...Ms. James is as sultry as they come.

I loves dance class with NappyTabs...go to 3:00 for some super fierce ladies.

Mama got a bwand new pair of shoesies. I wore a hole through the bottom of the pair I bought in May that were similar to these. Also, these retail at $175, but I got 'em for $70. Sometimes these things just happen. Snappety snaps.

"Pissed."

It’s my day off tomorrow. Let’s go shopping.

TheVogueDiaries

Another grievance: working in customer service is infuriating because, well, people suck.

For someone with mild (maybe an understatement) anxiety, New York City is probably not the best place to exist. The buildings are closing in…MUST.HAVE.SPACE.

as i was putting on my tights just now, i couldn’t help but catch myself looking at my legs longingly, as if i’d missed them or as if they’d gone away.

then i recalled how beautiful i felt they were when they were wrapped around your torso. they felt longer, sturdier, warmer then; my whole body feels more valuable when it’s with yours.

- Codi

I cried. My friends are beautiful poets.

This song makes me feel like I'm 900 pounds...but...in a good way.

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing is not that hard.

- Ron Swanson

Blake McGrath- Stage Fright

Oh oh OH, this is so trashy…and I love it.

This song is shexy for realz...and yea, girl, I hope you are ready for Chad Michael Murray.

Those who are trying to find love will end up with hatred, frustration and insanity. Those who are trying to find wealth will end up totally neurotic, psychotic and totally crab. Because if you are trying to find something, you have basically, intentionally, intuitively, and individually accepted that you do not have it.

- Yogi Bhajan via Wildfox

Just thinkin'...

Werning's "Back to the Future" Photo Installation...Awesome.

Bill Hader Reveals the Origins of Saturday Night Live’s Stefon

I figured this song would have blown up more than it did...it sure is making a hefty appearance on my ipod.

If my room wasn't so small, I'd implement a DJ Roomba into my life scenario.

Fashion show montages are always a delight.

"This is how you eat iiiiit."

I love the Nicki Minaj CD! I sometimes listen to “Roman’s Revenge” when I’m going to school drunk.

- Johnny Napolitano

Oh, yea, realist artist for the stars!!! This cutie, Kiley, and I are about to partake in a little margarita hump-day treat.

Boy band Ryan Gosling is my new favorite Ryan Gosling. Note the 1:30 point for his star entrance and 3:05 for some classy 90s moves.

Per request of Riley Mcilveen, I've started watching Parks and Recreation. I also started with season 2, as he informed me that season 1 was a little bit of a crock. I wish life was as easy as skippin' all the bullshit to get to the good stuff. Wait, that just sounds like the plot line to that terrible Adam Sandler movie, Click, so I'm taking back what I just said.

A kiss from the Biebs has Chelsea all a twitter. What he had to say about Lady Gaga’s entrance at The Grammy’s? “People say it’s artistic…I’m just like, she’s an egg.” Boy, you so wise ‘n sheit.

Not a stock photo…all mine.

Taran Killam…you SO funny. I strongly urge everyone to watch this video that I, myself, can’t quit laughing at. Thanks Taran, for making the mostly unfunny business of SNL (sad) a joy to watch once more. I wish they’d just let Tina Fey pick the cast.

Such a sweet, sweet cherub! Flawless complexion…but I don’t think he’s so much Proactiv as he is Proairbrushmakeup. Never say never to lookin’ cute, Biebs.

justjared

This girl WERKS the red carpet, time after time.

justjared

Ke$ha? Is that you?! Eep, sorry Miley/cool it on the drugs, mmkay?

justjared

I imagine Katy Perry put these wings on tonight and just went, “yea…totally.”

justjared

Phone Conversation With My Father

Me: Hey.

Dad: Hey…wait, you’re in New York still, yes?

Me: Yea.

Dad: So, it’s 12:30 am your time?

Me: Uh yea.

Dad: Well, Happy Valentines Day, Sweetheart.

I don’t need anyone but you Daddy Warbucks…achem…Rosenberger.

It’s like…come on. Jack, Mikey, Mabel, Doogie, Kevin Arnold, and stuffed shells made for a hum dinger of a Saturday night!

Today is the day...Never Say Never, the Bieber biopic is being released in theaters nationwide! I think I may go to the late night viewing, so it weeds out a lot of the younger kids but retains some of the tweens who are really excited that mom let 'em see a movie super late(similar to my feelings about the Lizzie McGuire Movie). I'm flying solo on this mission...probably pretending I work at some media outlet where they're forcing me to see the movie opening weekend, so the article I write will be hot on the press Monday morning!

PS: I like that this video is not so much showcasing the Biebs' voice but more so his adorable haircut. Nice aerial shots, Mom.

Dress up your sportswear and dress down your formal wear.

- Luciano Barbera

This is definitely right.

Stateless- Bloodstream

I heard this song for the first time tonight on my Pandora. In the middle of a Starbucks on 87th Avenue…my body reacted in a way that is not publicly condoned. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we’re crossing our legs.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be incognito at my local Starbucks…reading the book my father purchased for me…because life after college didn’t exactly “work out”.

“Hey.” - My dog, Tillie

Ooo, girl. We’s havin’ the same kinda day.

Literally, a magical human.

"Go sing, too loud
Make your voice break- Sing it out
Go scream, do shout
Make an earthquake...

You wish fire would die and turn colder
You wish young eyes could see you grow older
We should always know that we can do anything

Go drum, too proud
Make your hands ache - Play it out
Go march through crowds
Make your day break...

You wish silence released noisy drummers
You wish white noise surrendered to summers
We should always know that we can do everything

Go do, you'll know how to
Just let yourself, fall into landslide

Go do, you'll know how to
Just let yourself, give into flood tide

Go do!

Tie strings to clouds
Make your own lake - Let it flow
Throw seeds to sprout
Make your own break - Let them grow

Let them grow (Endless summers)
Let them grow (Endless summers)

(Go do endless summers)

You wish surprise would never stop wonders
You wish sunrise would never fall under

You wish surprise would never stop wonders
You wish sunrise would never fall under
We should always know that we can do anything

Go do."

OKAY, DENISE.

(note...this is improv)

You cannot get the second things by putting them first; you can get second things only by putting first things first

- CS Lewis ‘First and Second things’

The truest of truths in my life right now.

A Conversation Between A Mother And Her Daughter

Mom: You need to lose the negative attitude, Missy.

Me: Mom, I don’t know what I’m doing.

Mom: You’re gonna have to figure that out.

Me: Oh, Ye of wonderful advice!

Mom: Well…

Me: Talk to you later. Bye.

I’m a sweetie.

Speaking of sweethearts, you can suck my dick.

- Drew Barrymore in Going the Distance (which I’ve watched about 18 times in the past 2 months because I find it to be that great)

I want to be like water, I want to slip through fingers but hold up a ship.

- Michelle Williams

SWV- Weak

These past couple days have really been BOYZ II MEN Pandora Radio kinda days...which inevitably led me to this slow jam. Everybody, hop in my Delorean, and let's take a trip back to SWV's "Weak".

Me and Riley McLovin…Just a couple of crazy kids who can’t figure out how to synchronize a photo montage. Just like life, we’ll figure it out one day.

RILEY IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE

I beg of you, if you only read one post from my bestie Riley’s blog, I DON’T KNOW WHEN TO STOP…Read THIS ONE. I’m doing you a favor. He’s got wit, that one.

At rehearsal.

Jacob: Isn’t it cool when hipsters wear their hats like this…like, “You wouldn’t even believe how warm the top of my head is right now.”

Me: Its protecting the awesome part of their brain.

Jacob: Yes. The cerebral ironic cortex.

Last night I went to my friend Brooklyn’s Chola/o themed birthday party. There I met Jason. There we had this conversation:

Me: Cute tattoo, Papi. Who is Abula?

Jason: Oh, it was my childhood friend. We juiced to play togayther in my hood when we was younger. (Cries) R.I.P. Abula!!!

Me: I thought it would have said Abuela, but ees whatever.

Jason: It was supposed to, but Kayla left out the ‘e’, so I made up a story about my childhood friend, Abula.

My baby muffin, Johnny, made me dinner tonight. I has love in my life.

I Used To Be Fat - MTV Shows

I pray you've already realized that MTV's I Used to be Fatis the best new show on television. I also hope you agree that A&E's Heavy got a little too serious too fast, especially after a depressing helping of Intervention which airs just before Heavy. Sorry A&E television for adults, but MTV got it right this time. Besides the every once-in-a-while tantrum from the spoiled teen who for sure, definitely, totally is "gonna throw up" if they don't stop working out this second, it's inspirational television at its best...AND Oprah didn't lay a finger on it. This week's episode features overweight teen, Jordan and his too-pumped trainer, Joey. However, Joey takes on the dual role of trainer and mentor to Jordan whose mom has struggled with alcohol addiction for the greater part of his life. I know. It's a good one. You know what else is good? When trainer Joey teaches Jordan his trademark move, "the boom", which he uses to attract scores of women(?). I don't know what it is, but I have a feeling that this Joey character is going to become (besides my boyfriend) a really big deal. Please, do yourself a snow day favor, and watch this episode on mtv.com. Above, is a sneak peek clip of Joey which I'm using to effectively woo you.

Ok, I’ll admit…I was never really fond of Helena Bonham Carter. Come on, her outer appearance would lead anyone to believe she was some kind of witch lady. She wore two different colored shoes at the Golden Globes. I mean, WHY FOR?! But tonight was the fateful night that I, Molly Rose, would now join Team Helena. Tonight I watched Conversations With Other Women. I’ve waited so long to see it because Netflix told me I would only like it 2.8 much, so I shyed away from it until I saw it mentioned on tumblr today. I liked it way more than 2.8 much!

Carter is completely captivating (and not at all witch lady looking) as this bad ass who has learned to accept the marriage in which she has trapped herself. Though there are a few slight said moments of regret, the moments are shortlived as she snaps back into the tangible reality of the life she now lives. She’s such the independent…such the heartbreaker…perfect. And for that matter, Aaron Eckhart, you won my approval tonight as well. Till now I thought you were just Catherine Zeta-Jones’ sous-chef in that one movie my mom watches all the time, insisting it’s “so good” and you’re ”so hot.” Whatever, Mom. He’s so much more than that. Still, Carter stole my girly heart in Conversations With Other Women, which I definitely, definitely recommend you all creep on.

I drink a lot of Diet Coke and belch. I’ve been known to use the ”f” word.

- Helena Bonham Carter(oh, seriously my kind of lady)

I found this on my girl Cami's blog...It's completely adorbz (enough so to use that abbrev.). I can't stop watching it. Too bad I send my laundry out...I wouldn't have put it past me to hide inside a washing machine, pasting various buttons on its insides, asking various laundr-o-hotties if they "[had] a dollar for me". Maybe I need to start a new D.I.Y. laundry trend in 2011. For now, I think I'll just put on some baby pink lipstick and head to the bookstore...buy journal with a bird on the front or something.

i find the fact that i can’t even afford to hail a taxi to be painfully ironic in my quest to find the cash cab.

- Codi

Agreed. Ugh, from the minute you move to New York City you are immediately sidelined by the neverending quest to find the Cash Cab. Forget any of the plans you previously made. Gimme a piece of dat cab.

Tonight I watched Delicatessen. It was directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet who also directed Amelie. Therefore, the cinematography was obviously beautiful and quirky. His style is such like a painting. Really colorful. Somehow, this film reminded me of Mouse Hunt? Nathan Lane, anyone? I’m not belittling the film, I’m just saying creaky floor board house…lots of chasing shenanigans. Not my favorite story, but I’m still on the Jean-Pierre train. A Very Long Engagement, you’re next.

I am not watching the State of the Union live…I was thinking it might go down a little easier with a glass of wine. Later…later…

The Magnetic Fields- The Luckiest Guy on the Lower East Side

“But I’m the luckiest guy on the Lower East Side
cause I’ve got wheels and you want to go for a ride.”

“Why don’t you be my girlfriend? I’ll treat ya good.”

TFS

Look At These Freaking Mormons

There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.

-Lemony Snicket (Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid)

Thanks, Codi, for helping me to realize Lemony Snicket was more than just a Jim Carrey flick that I didn’t see.

Again Astoria, for the win!

Riley’s bday brunch at Sweet Afton in Astoria…Ok, Astoria, I know I’m really hard on you all the time, but this place was real cute! And there were organic eggs which always makes me feel super elite. Snaps.

Taking the bday boy out in NYC. Look at those twenty-three year old gams!

Does everyone text with their hands in the shape of a heart? This guy over here does.

Oh, I did not go on said Bridge walk alone. Dot. Dot. Dot.

I thought it was the best idea to take my first walk across the Brooklyn Bridge in mid January. I has smart.

THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE FAKE ONE! Two conundrums:

1. Jack's Mannequin? SHWHAT?

2. Okay, Lauryn Hill...but you know there's gonna be a lot of white people at Coachella, right?

Great Scott!

An Education is on Instant Netflix?! Let us remember my first reaction to the film...though, I did forget to mention the ever so dashing, Dominic Cooper. Sorry, baby. Anyway, off I go!

Granted, I heard this song for the first time maybe a year ago, I never wanted anyone else to sing this song but Shoshana (and me). Yea, I still like musical theatre.

This new commercial is completely terrifying. TERRIFYING.

Jokes.com
Pete Holmes - Really?
comedians.comedycentral.com
Jokes Joke of the Day Funny Jokes

Pete Holmes, you're funny. I like almost everything on this man's comedy central profile. Be ready for more. This set of jokes is funny in a way that Dane Cook's jokes were funny...after everything he says you just go, "that's so true!" Come on, don't be a dick. Everyone loved Dane Cook.

Okay, duh, I like this. She looks like a ballerina on prom night. I used to be perplexed as to how Ryan Adams would marry former pop princess, responsible for "Candy" and a limp performance in "A Walk to Remember" (mind you, it's very hard to find a word to describe whatever she did in that film, ergo "limp"), but she's a total babe.

justjared.buzznet.com

California Love

There are far cuter things I've done in life than walking home at midnight with a fresh spray tan. Right after a spray tan you look like you've just spiraled through a wet dust storm. I realize that's an oxymoron, but I'm trying to paint a picture here. I'm not ashamed of spray tanning. I'm proud to say I've never EVER step foot inside a tanning bed, for reasons of, ya know, cancer, and I think there was a scene in I Know What You Did Last Summer 12 where someone gets stuck inside a tanning bed or something, and that's not right. I actually quite look forward to spray tanning. First of all, you smell like a California sunset for two whole days prior to the spray tan. And second of all, it reminds me of getting ready for dance concerts minus the glossy red MAC lipstick, slick side-parted ponytails, and rhinestone chokers (WHICH I MISS SO MUCH). I do not spray tan for reasons of vanity...I spray tan for the memories.