A good portion of the time I think in facebook statuses. Here are a few examples of things that didn't make the cut:

Molly Rosenberger is "only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart".

Molly Rosenberger is going to reintroduce flexibility stretches into my daily schedule...Now...Who wants to lay on top of me?

Molly Rosenberger sometimes stands pigeon-toed because I like the effect it has on my outfit.

They're not the best, but hey, I don't have a twitter, so these thoughts build over time. Aaaaaaaaaaaand releaaaaaaaaase...