What? WHAT?! Louboutins that look like pointe shoes?! Dweams come to life! I guess you can buy them here for $164. That must be a lie. They must be Fauxboutins (cutest new term I just coined)...or maybe they are real, and it's my birthday on Monday, and I want them, and I would have no idea what to do with them in this city, and I'd probably just end up keeping them in a box in my closet and only take them out on special occasions to lick the red bottoms. Yea, I'm not sure where my strong urge to lick the bottoms of Louboutins came from, but the urge is curiously strong. PS: Have you ever heard the song "Louboutins" by JLo? I hadn't either until this fateful summer when I realized our very own Johnny Napolitano was very well versed in Jennifer Lopez.