In other news: I just finished the first draft of my second book, now entitled “You’re Not Doing It Right.” It had another title but I discarded it because I always had to say it twice. I would say it, and people would be like, “What?” and then I would say it again and they would go, “Oh,” in a way that suggested they did not care for the title of my book. Like if you name your kid, “Argyle” or something.

- Michael Ian Black

He's finally back writing on his blog. It's definitely worth a read if you fall within the human spectrum.

There was a lady talking to someone on her phone outside of my building last week. She was all like, "Yea! I'm with the guy I met on match.com. I'm totally fine. I'm peeing my pants, he's making me laugh so hard." While I think that's terrible first blind date etiquette, I also imagine I'd be doing the exact same thing if I went on a date with Michael Ian Black. I'm not saying she was on a date with him. He has a wife, but I guess that's not stopping anyone these days. Wait, what was I saying? Right, Michael Ian Black is really funny.